WELL ENOUGH ALONE!

Images from The Lonely Doll by Dare Wright

Have you ever wanted to escape?

Or at least just take a break! But if you stay home, your work will pile up...

BUT WHAT IF YOU COULD BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE?

Buy one of our kits (cheap and lasts a lifetime!) and perform a simple ritual to sever the connection between your conscience and your body. Off goes your body (with enough higher-level thinking skills to function efficiently) to work or school, while YOU, your conscience, stays happily at home!

You simply inhabit an inanimate object of your choice. Bear in mind, depending on which you choose, your experience will be different. Consider this table to discover which variety of object will best suit your desires:

	Human	Animal	Inanimate object
Range of thought	Full	Dulled	Severely limited
Range of motion	Full	Full	None
Senses	All	All	None

Don't worry, the separation is temporary.